Thanks to Dom for this (no, not the real dom!) - He'd like to say a HUGE THANK YOU to the MuseMoms!
ECZT AZJE LGSM UJGA RLJT MXRP HLAE VMTA PQSP
HGIFTTORMT DRGS VEZOFZGRMT NLIGZOH ZMW SZIVN NVVGRMT?
XOFV: GSV URIHG XLMGZRMH GSIVV DLIWH LMV LU DSRXS RH 'TVG'
GSV HVXLMW XLMGZRMH 'N-GSIVV'
GL URMW OLXZGRLM LU YRPV IZXP: ZKKOB GSV HLOFGRLM GL GSV XLWV RM GSV HFYQVXG LU GSRH VNZRO
GL FMOLXP: GFIM IRTSG GDL LI NLIV UFOO GFIMH ZMW HGLK ZG 16. GFIM OVUG LMV UFOO GFIM KZHG 2. GFIM IRTSG ZMW HGLK ZG 7.
Using a Reverse Alphabet Cipher, Body Decodes to:
struggling with evaluating mortals and harem meeting?
Clue: the first contains three words, one of which is get. The second contains m-three
To find location of bike rack: apply the solution to the code in the subject of this email
To unlock: turn right two or more times and stop at 16. Turn left one full turn past 2. turn right and stop at 7.
Evaluating Mortals = Get Naval Simulator
Harem Meeting = m-three enigma (m3-enigma)
two together = "Get naval m3-enigma simulator"
so, i/we got m3-enigma simulators, and put in the subject code, didn't make any sense. so we set the rotors to "ABA" - a previous confusing new song name, and we got:
college of architecture near gerald hines = Near Gerald Hines College of Architecture
which is in Houston University Campus.
We couldn't afford to fly out there, so we asked people if they would be willing to go treasure hunting for us if we told them where it was, MuseMom's sprang to our aid in their infinite brilliance and wonderfulness.
MuseMom Mary drove a good 3 hours from Austin to Houston to find the signed mountain bike - seemed to have difficulty fitting it in the car though!
Congrats to them all!