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jojo049 :
actually a personal favourite is
"Safe breadbin "
priceless.
Seriously, these people just take normal words and mess them up as they don't understand the fundamentals of language.
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Fiona_j :
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jojo049 :
actually a personal favourite is
"Safe breadbin "
priceless.
Seriously, these people just take normal words and mess them up as they don't understand the fundamentals of language.
haha i know. i was like where did some nutter think of making breadbin slang?
and they were like someone must have messed up bretherin.
then we had an argument because this person didnt know bretherin was a religion.
oh dear lol.
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Old old old, but I had to make the nonsensical addition of "long" here - I was on a bus when the driver wouldn't let these two chavs on, to which their response was, "aaaaaay you bare long! da's bare long innit!"
I had so much trouble concealing my laughter.
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mattfifi
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mate says it all the time 
i hate what the english language has descended into
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Fiona_j :
3 - init bruv, brap!!
What. the. fuck. 
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yo :
It's the accent that gets me, whatever part of the country they come from, they always have the same dumb accent.
The forced cockney one, no matter how nicely their mothers speak...
Wearing Just Socks and a Phone....
BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
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ben-mr
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Used to a little bit when I was a londoner but shrewsburies made me reframe infact I ca't remember the last time I said it.
dont you see!! The Hungry Caterpillar is about civil war in third countries causing poverty! on the fourth day, he ate three strawberries! the strawberries represent the child soldiers!
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I find it really annoying! My sister talks like 'that' at times. There is a weird accent that comes with the talking, sounds so odd.
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i blame him.
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^ I hate him, don't find him funny at all.
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I say it all the time. Cos I is proper gangsta, innit. Aiii!
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I love it when English people say 'innit'.
I don't know anyone who says 'bruv' though. Although back in the day my cousin used to text me saying, 'hey cuz', and that annoyed the hell out of me. She's not even a chav.
Matt Bellamy nose best.
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I saw on TV that words like February and Restaurant and other such words that can be easily spelt wrong will be considered correct in schools.Thats rediculous
Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
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There's a hilarious video on youtube called "chav hunting" or something. Can't remember if I heard about it here or somewhere else...
DUM diddly diddly diddly
Come into my life, regress into a dream,
We will hide, build a new reality...
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Which poor sucka relived my old thread aye?
Its amazing how many chavs own credit cards. I get quite a few calls like that at work that make me feel like I need a translater.
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Does the left hand know what the right hand is doing?
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I love it when people from Essex say they are from London.. hahahaha
ummm NO!
and the king of the chavs Crystal methin Devvo
You got some nerve, coming here.
I hate to agree with Barnaby, but the fact is, hes right.
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I love it when people from Essex say they are from London.. hahahaha
ummm NO!
and the king of the chavs Crystal methin Devvo
I dont!
........I say im from Daveland instead.
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Musicians go here!
Does the left hand know what the right hand is doing?
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Init
Bruv
Safe
Wagwan
Wasteman
Brap
etc.
hate those words so much.
Whenever some one says brap, just go 'are you cold?'
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barnabyfox :
and the king of the chavs Crystal methin Devvo
Devvo's brilliant. I remember reading on here that some clown thought the bloke was real and wasn't acting, haha.
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budgie182 :
i blame him.
Not sure if i want to imagine what his mum is or was like 
It was a bright, cold day in April and the clocks were striking thirteen.
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My mum actually calls me sis because I call her bruv.
