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Report this post | 01 Jul 2010 13:32 GMT | #2011927 |   | Split
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Holy mother of...

That is the scariest thing ever.

I have a love hate relationship with spiders. I have always had a phobia but they facinate me also.

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They took us on a sort of back stage tour of the spider houses and took us into a shed with loads of orb spiders and apparently wandering spiders but they didn't know where the wandering spiders were they were just lose in the shed... I was so scared. One of the orb spiders was there just chewing on a wasp right infront of my face and I kept looking down at my feet worrying if I was gonna have a spider go up my trouser leg.


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Report this post | 01 Jul 2010 14:02 GMT | #2011961 |   | Split
^ That would be my ultimate nightmare, being in a shed with spiders everywhere... and aren't black widows very dangerous? Why would you ever want one of those as a pet?!

Ah, I think the dream I had yesterday was inspired by that ^ photo... only the spider in my dream wasn't that huge, is was a bit smaller, but one that is very common in the Netherlands. Great... I hate my mind.


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Report this post | 01 Jul 2010 15:19 GMT | #2012030 |   | Split
I use a big hardback bible to smite spiders in my room with.

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Report this post | 01 Jul 2010 15:51 GMT | #2012062 |   | Split
I've never had a problem with spiders, but they've been running my bathroom as of late. I find one in the shower, take it outside, only to have another one replace it.
What's worse is when I'm showering and they're in the corner watching me, rubbing their hands together. It's disturbing...


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Report this post | 01 Jul 2010 16:05 GMT | #2012063 |   | Split
I hate spiders.
It's that time of year again when there are loads of them, and seeing as we live practically on a lake we get loads of them.
None of them are very big though, in fact they're tiny. I'm just a bit of a wuss, seeing as I can't even go within 2 metres of even 2-3cm ones :s


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 12:53 GMT | #2016487 |   | Split
I am absolutely terrified of spiders and i'm going to Australia in September for ten months. I don't know how i'm going to cope the first time i see one. I'm dreading it.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:02 GMT | #2016497 |   | Split
^ Good luck with that! Take extra large shoes with you. Who knows, you might get used to it if you're there for ten months . Or when you get back, the small ones here won't frighten you anymore .


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:08 GMT | #2016502 |   | Split
I like spiders. when i was little i slept on a top bunk that was really close to the corner of my room where a spiderweb had been made and at night i could feel these very soft sweeps over my arm, like a piece of hair being dragged across it, and i am certain it was just a spider running across. It was comforting knowing i wasnt all alone.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:26 GMT | #2016519 |   | Split
Okay. That's it. I'm calling shenanigans.



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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:35 GMT | #2016533 |   | Split
Weird shit.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:35 GMT | #2016534 |   | Split
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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:39 GMT | #2016536 |   | Split
This is a hate thread about spiders and you're talking about finding them comforting? Really?


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:42 GMT | #2016539 |   | Split
oh sweet jesus just because something scares a lot of people doesnt mean it scares everyone. they're tiny and the ones that were in my house were harmless daddy longlegs or something. theyre more afraid of you than you are of them.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:53 GMT | #2016544 |   | Split
I'm not saying that everyone should be scared of spiders, just saying that this is a hate thread. People probably aren't going to agree with you.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 13:59 GMT | #2016553 |   | Split
and thats fine.. i was just stating my personal view on spiders. however i AM confused as to what shenanigans meant in the context it was used.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 14:51 GMT | #2016591 |   | Split
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I am absolutely terrified of spiders and i'm going to Australia in September for ten months. I don't know how i'm going to cope the first time i see one. I'm dreading it.



Good luck!


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:02 GMT | #2016599 |   | Split
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I like spiders. when i was little i slept on a top bunk that was really close to the corner of my room where a spiderweb had been made and at night i could feel these very soft sweeps over my arm, like a piece of hair being dragged across it, and i am certain it was just a spider running across. It was comforting knowing i wasnt all alone.



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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:12 GMT | #2016607 |   | Split
i give that four thumbs up sir.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:18 GMT | #2016617 |   | Split
If one crawled on my arm I would scream bloody murder.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:20 GMT | #2016621 |   | Split
yes you would.


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:40 GMT | #2016642 |   | Split
i once woke up to find one was looking at me on the other side of my pillow.


spiders are lovely thou! i have no idea why people hate them so much?


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Report this post | 07 Jul 2010 15:47 GMT | #2016649 |   | Split
Hurr.... I'm a spider!





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