Gah not again... Damn moles always plotting against us!

- "There are none so blind as those that will not see."

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dam them.... dam those moles to hell!!! then nick their cloaks when they're not looking!!

O_o

Tom

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*doesn't get it*

therapy has taught me that nothing is my fault

I'll miss you Elite Area! Even though I've never seen whats inside of it...

"Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts"
-Dave

This is for all those who dont understand the terrible appocolips that has it us...

THE MOLES!!!

prepare yourself, this may be phycalogically disturbing:

It was just an ordinery wednesday, or as ordinery as it will ever be in ones little world when all of a sudden:

Session Start (MSN - Invixus:One hell of a spider): Wed Oct 06 21:10:50 2004
Invixus: so hows the weather in penzance
One hell of a spider: moles
Invixus: MOLES
Invixus: what about moles
One hell of a spider: hobo moles!!

This startled me at first however there was more to come!

Invixus: wow
Invixus: little mole comunities
Invixus: with their own HOBOS
One hell of a spider: which have been possessed by the rocket-propelled penguins!
One hell of a spider: yeah!
One hell of a spider: and they can be all mole-like
One hell of a spider: with their spades
One hell of a spider: and they can wear little black cloaks!!!
Invixus: no
Invixus: dont bring the cloaks into this
One hell of a spider:
Invixus: thats just stuped
One hell of a spider: no it isnt!!!
One hell of a spider: imagine
One hell of a spider: moles with little black cloaks!!!
One hell of a spider: mole-cloaks!!!
One hell of a spider: with a big \"M\" printed on them
Invixus: wow
Invixus: ok thats good

This was getting deep...


Invixus: must have the M
Invixus: omg
One hell of a spider: naturally
Invixus: this conversation is so deep

I said so!


One hell of a spider: it is
Invixus: i feel all feint
One hell of a spider: haha
One hell of a spider: and there can be a cheif mole
One hell of a spider: who has a really big spade
Invixus: yes
Invixus: REALLY big

I meant it.


Invixus: and a hat
One hell of a spider: not any hat
Invixus: as well as the cloak
One hell of a spider: but a spangly one
Invixus: yeah
Invixus: with a big stick
Invixus: 14 ft high

Now thats a prophecy


One hell of a spider: also known as a tree
Invixus: YEAH
Invixus: a t-r-e-e
Invixus: wow
One hell of a spider: yea
One hell of a spider: and they can have little mole meetings
One hell of a spider: where all the hobo-moles bow down to the cheif
Invixus: and and a mutant toad to worship
Invixus: their own religion
One hell of a spider: yes
One hell of a spider: moleism

At this stage i realised we had gone to far, we were playing god, we had created our whole culture in moles. Just see what happens now!


One hell of a spider: and they can all have their own pet nt
One hell of a spider: *ant
One hell of a spider: who they can run around
Invixus: with a lead
Invixus: and tiny bones they throw for them
Invixus: they also live in special houses underground
Invixus: called burrows
One hell of a spider: yea
One hell of a spider: and every once in a while
Invixus: ...
One hell of a spider: they all spontaneously shout out the word \"dingwallia peanut-fest\"

Now at the time tom didnt know that these very words caused several neibouring solar sistams to systematically implode on themselves but we wont know this for sure till we all die in a few billion million years.


Invixus: followed by gah
Invixus: all a minor 3rd apart from each other
One hell of a spider: of course
One hell of a spider: yup
One hell of a spider: and they can have mole-feasts!
One hell of a spider: where they can discuss world politics and the economic crisis of third world mole-nations
Invixus: brb
Invixus: wow yeah
Invixus: and their own headphones each
Invixus: lil mini once
Invixus: onese
Invixus: ones
One hell of a spider: mole-phones

I was getting excited.


Invixus: wow yeah

%D


One hell of a spider: and they can have slides
Invixus: with mini mp3
One hell of a spider: so if they get bored they can go \"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\" down into oblivion
Invixus: ultra compressed
Invixus: yeah
Invixus: you know
One hell of a spider: making the noise \"weeeeeeee\" as they go
One hell of a spider: in a mole voice
Invixus: i think this conversation is enough to get us each 5 years in a mental institute

It did.


Invixus: really high pitched
One hell of a spider: yea
One hell of a spider: i wanna badge saying \"insane\"


He did.

Invixus: or one which sais 'i am not with him' and points upwards

I did.


One hell of a spider: or one with an arrow saying \"chaos this way\"


He didnt.

One hell of a spider: pointing towards a penguin
One hell of a spider: they can wear t-shirts!!!!!!
Invixus: lol or one which sais 'dont look down now but there is a very small mole with a very big bazooka poiting where the sun dont shine so whach yourself, and i am NOT enlightened with problems

I lied. Now for those of you who have follewd this mosterpiece so far you will reallise that there are some people in this world who are just begging for help!


Invixus: '
Invixus: wow good idea
One hell of a spider: with a number on them
One hell of a spider: sayin wot mole they are
One hell of a spider: in binary
Invixus: yeah
One hell of a spider: jus to confuse them!
Invixus: and they could have classes
Invixus: like first second and third class moles
One hell of a spider: on how to say \"weeeeeee\" in a mole-voice
Invixus: to determan what rubbish they are aloude to scavenge
Invixus: and their voice
One hell of a spider: they can have digging quotas!!
One hell of a spider: or little competitios

Soon we will start going on about a big underground city


Invixus: yeah
Invixus: and a massive underground city
One hell of a spider: we cld talk about this all night!!!
Invixus: yeah
One hell of a spider: yea!
Invixus: and we will
One hell of a spider: called
One hell of a spider: moletopia

Told ya! Now we realise after several hours of talking this:


One hell of a spider: we have very sad lives dont we
Invixus: well i gotta go soon but he
Invixus: keep talking
Invixus: no great lives
Invixus: we should wright a book
Invixus: on moles and penguins
Invixus: and all things problamatic
One hell of a spider: yeeea
One hell of a spider: and how 2 solve the world!!
Invixus: YEAH
One hell of a spider: it would be a number 1 hit!!!!
Invixus: yep
Invixus: make millions
One hell of a spider: and donate it to our new charity!!!!!!!
One hell of a spider: save the
One hell of a spider: no
One hell of a spider: save me
Invixus: wow
Invixus: very cool

Something needed randomiseing, this was getting too with the trend.


One hell of a spider: have u booked ure muse tix?

Tom got their first, but he couldent keep it going


One hell of a spider: mole cars!!!!
One hell of a spider: mini segways!
Invixus: no not yet
Invixus: bit buisy
One hell of a spider: ok
Invixus: trains

Neither could i!


Invixus: monorails
Invixus: little plains
Invixus: a whole world of moles
One hell of a spider: and a fire brigade!!!
Invixus: i gotta go
One hell of a spider: and a ski run!!! moles can go skiing! and they can wear mini gloves!!!
Invixus: cya
Session Close (One hell of a spider): Wed Oct 06 21:42:29 2004

Now the moral of this story is to NEVER EVER !!!EVER!!! TALK TO EITHER ME OR TOM ABOUT MOLES!!!!!!!!!

Goodnight, dont let the moles bite!!!

- "There are none so blind as those that will not see."

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btw One hell of a spider is Tom the owner of this site. and Invixus is my name also the place he NICKED THE NAME FOR THIS SITE FROM

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well said

*wakes up*
Tom

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lol

- "There are none so blind as those that will not see."

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hmmm...I've had conversations with my friends about monkey societies, but moles....wow...deep, man...

"Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts"
-Dave

maybe the monkeys and moles could coexist....

"Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts"
-Dave

I like those ideas however the moles are not available for negotiations, anyway tom is the one you should talk too. He's the boss! :P

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moles and monkeys... its an interesting idea. but. my moles have a habit of eating monkeys. as you do....

Tom

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well, it was a good idea while it lasted...

"Knowledge is power,
Power corrupts"
-Dave

the moles shall never fall, they last 4 eva!!!

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THE MOLE PEOPLE HAVE LANDED
in gosford australia,
they took a school a while back
now no one seems to remember gosford existed
sounds like an evil mole people scheme to me

can too plot

true, true!

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i remember u giving me a link about that!

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how long ago was that?

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joe gave me the link a few months back i think.

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lol gah, its old news!

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Unlocked.

This thread is a fundamental moment in MuseLive's history.

Dies Veneris xiv October MCMLXXXIX

... and this is where i started my search for the truth. (I know it's out there.)
Britney unlocking the thread like Ariadne in the labyrinth was the key to the universe. If only i could grasp the obscure meanderings of this fatidic conversation, then the whole of Muselive would make sense ... If only ...

Faith, it drives me away
But it turns me on
Like a strangers love

You wha....?

Kernow Bys vyken

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the whole of muselive will NEVER make sense

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