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still full of highlighter goodness 
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Haha, never fails to light up my day when I look at it, hehe 
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It may seem cruel to laugh
but I LOL.
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What the hell? 
engaged.
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disko_eiffel :
What the hell?
I believe this to be the perfect example of a 'random penguins' thread.
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I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that .
How the fuck do I get it out .
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
I think i just laughed till i passed out.
Not drinking too much
A patient, better driver
Sleeping well
(No bad dreams)
No paranoia
favours for favours
Will not cry in public
Less chance of Illness
Still kisses with saliva
Tied to a stick
Fitter, happier, and more productive.
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showbiz_star :
I have it stuck, and I mean stuck. This is serious, cause its really starting to hurt. It stuck above the muscles that relax and contort while your shitting.
The cap cam off, and there is no ink inside.
I really don't wanna go to the hospital... its not easy to make an excuse for that .
How the fuck do I get it out .
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
I need help. Fast.
EDIT: Should I just try and wait for my body to push it out for me..?
I think i just laughed till i passed out.
I laughed about that much the first time I saw it.
Priceless.
ICE FISHING!
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Originally posted by Iskalla:
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Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
HAHAHAHAHA. It's just funny on so many levels.... i mean a) of all the things you had to stick up your arse, you use a highlighter? and b) you shove it so far up you've lost it and c) you start a thread because you don't know what to do
Hilarious.
Not drinking too much
A patient, better driver
Sleeping well
(No bad dreams)
No paranoia
favours for favours
Will not cry in public
Less chance of Illness
Still kisses with saliva
Tied to a stick
Fitter, happier, and more productive.
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The responses are ever funnier:
Originally posted by Iskalla:
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Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
HAHAHAHAHA. It's just funny on so many levels.... i mean a) of all the things you had to stick up your arse, you use a highlighter? and b) you shove it so far up you've lost it and c) you start a thread because you don't know what to do
Hilarious.
This is clearly the best bit -
I didn't realise how hard it would be to get it out if it got stuck  .
Now, I didn't use the cap end, I was using that to try and pull it out. When that came off the only thing I could grab was the tip (the thing your mark with) and it came off too.
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showbiz_star :
The responses are ever funnier:
Originally posted by Iskalla:
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Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
HAHAHAHAHA. It's just funny on so many levels.... i mean a) of all the things you had to stick up your arse, you use a highlighter? and b) you shove it so far up you've lost it and c) you start a thread because you don't know what to do
Hilarious.
This is clearly the best bit -
I didn't realise how hard it would be to get it out if it got stuck .
Now, I didn't use the cap end, I was using that to try and pull it out. When that came off the only thing I could grab was the tip (the thing your mark with) and it came off too.
Hahah! That is the funniest bit, i can almost hear the helplesness ...
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hahahaha this made my day
B: Youre so beautiful!
J: Like a tree!
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That thread is one of the oddest funniest things I've read in a long time
10.11.06- MEN Arena
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Check out my new mop bling...BLING
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And how did you find that Simran ? :P
Sheffield Arena 18/11/06
Marlay Park 13/08/08
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holland :
And how did you find that Simran ? :P
Haha, the wonders of the 'random page' button on encyclopedia dramatica 
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haha..that was funny
*23-02-2007*Still waiting for the next one and the next...
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holland :
And how did you find that Simran ? :P
He searched "stimulation with highlighters" on Google.
Small change got rained on with his own thirty-eight, and nobody flinched, down by the arcade.
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showbiz_star :
The responses are ever funnier:
Originally posted by Iskalla:
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Oh what? Its stuck ALL THE WAY in.
Theres nothing left outside of the ass hole.
HAHAHAHAHA. It's just funny on so many levels.... i mean a) of all the things you had to stick up your arse, you use a highlighter? and b) you shove it so far up you've lost it and c) you start a thread because you don't know what to do
Hilarious.
I just can't stop laughing!!
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andreaspoljarec :
wow. that story by chuck palahniuk is probably the sickest, most twisted thing i have ever read . did anyone else read it?
clicky
I've genuinely just been sick...that's horrible..most disgusting thing I've ever read...
NIYEEIIIICE PANTS!
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andreaspoljarec :
wow. that story by chuck palahniuk is probably the sickest, most twisted thing i have ever read. did anyone else read it?
clicky
I've genuinely just been sick...that's horrible..most disgusting thing I've ever read...
It is genuinely sickening, but I'm a huge fan of Palahniuk, his work is... interesting.
But I feel revolted after reading that.
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andreaspoljarec :
wow. that story by chuck palahniuk is probably the sickest, most twisted thing i have ever read. did anyone else read it?
clicky
that is very very disturbing, doubt i'll sleep well tonight
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
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andreaspoljarec :
wow. that story by chuck palahniuk is probably the sickest, most twisted thing i have ever read. did anyone else read it?
clicky
I've genuinely just been sick...that's horrible..most disgusting thing I've ever read...
It is genuinely sickening, but I'm a huge fan of Palahniuk, his work is... interesting.
But I feel revolted after reading that.
I wasn't that bad
Last.fm
Are you saying boo or boo-urns?
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I got to the bit with the candle wax and just stopped right there. Too much.
Small change got rained on with his own thirty-eight, and nobody flinched, down by the arcade.
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Corruption :
I got to the bit with the candle wax and just stopped right there. Too much.
Pussy! 
Nahh, to be honest I don't blame you. That was peanuts compared to what followed. 
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showbiz_star :
I've tried my fingers and needle nose pliers to get it out. I've also tried pushing it out like a piece of shit.
HAHA! This is quite possibly the most random and hilarious site I've seen in a long time.
Last.fm
Commander Keener!
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Corruption :
I got to the bit with the candle wax and just stopped right there. Too much.
Pussy!
Nahh, to be honest I don't blame you. That was peanuts compared to what followed.
Well I knew it was going to get worse. No way would I keep on reading that!
Small change got rained on with his own thirty-eight, and nobody flinched, down by the arcade.
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funny stuff
I enjoyed the description of the fight, and 'trolls remorse'
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